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Monday, March 02, 2009

Why Marriage?

Two Facts:
1) There are several reasons why people decide to get married.
2) Shenanigans have been known to occur in between GSM-Middle School and GSM-High School.

What happens when these two facts collide? The following top ten list!

In other words, my buddy Tia and I got a little crazy waiting for high school students to arrive. We made this random list of out of the ordinary reasons to get married. My family will enjoy this list probably more than anybody else.

TOP TEN OUT OF THE ORDINARY REASONS TO GET MARRIED
10) Someone to help make ridiculous lists like this.
9) Someone to cheer on the Wolverines with while living in Irish territory.
8) Someone to make the bed.
7) Someone to help grade papers
6) Extra security/Personal bodyguard
5) Someone to drive in the winter
4) Someone to wash silverware
3) EXTRA INCOME!
2) Free back massages
1) Someone to do laundry

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